Political Joke, had to share it

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WILD BILL
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Political Joke, had to share it

Post by WILD BILL » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:41 am

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land"

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land"

Today Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed you asses, raised the price of a Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land :!:

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide Hot-line...I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
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WILD BILL
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Re: Joke, had to share it

Post by WILD BILL » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:42 am

bump, to get it to active topics LMFAO

It's sad to say but that was genuinely funny....

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